May 2012
Dispatches and Sketches: Sketch from Here →
noconsensusonaname:
Perpetually three am. These tables - stained, square. Cluttered with balled-up, inky napkins, with bent and twisted stirrers, with empty, perspiring glasses. Either all the bus boys died - or never existed - or each patron is a shrugging Atlas, unloading worlds of woe. Everyone appears to be…
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“…if you are writing without zest, without gusto, without love, without fun, you...”
– Ray Bradbury, Zen in the Art of Writing, 4. (via danscribing)
10 Experiential Writing Prompts →
beatwritersbane:
((by Mark Nichol))
Write about what you know — that’s one of the fundamental nuggets of wisdom for writers. “But I don’t know anything worth writing about!” you protest. You don’t? Anything is worth writing about if the writer finds something engaging about the subject. Try these writing exercises based on firsthand observation:
1. Read the titles of books you own or those at...
sometimes i think about the things i actually made...
sigh :c
WE ALL NEED LOVE! FIND OUT SOME WAYS TO MAKE A...
zodiaccity:
ARIES
TAURUS
GEMINI
CANCER
LEO
VIRGO
LIBRA
SCORPIO
SAGITTARIUS
CAPRICORN
AQUARIUS
PISCES
the one for sag is fucking dead on.
seriously though - florida people are such fucking...
Weather forecast: 64 degrees with sunshine.
English Person: Quick let's get the BBQ, paddling pool and deck chairs out, let me go get my shorts and flip flops oh and don't forget the sun tan cream factor 50.
WELSH PERSON: What is this strange, bright light? Oh my God, get inside children, get inside, it could be dangerous, have we got anything to protect ourselves, no, only raincoats, oh help, what's this odd feeling, I'm not cold, it must be what we've read about... warmth.
SCOTTISH PERSON: WIT THE FUCK IS THAT
Texas Person: Oh God. OH GOD. WHERE DID THE WARMTH GO? JESUS SAVE US ALL. HURRY TO CHURCH AND PRAY, CHILDREN, PRAY THAT THIS FROZEN LANDSCAPE SOON THAWS.
Florida Person: It's such a nice day outside today. Maybe...whaT THE FUCK WHY IS IT SO DAMN COLD. TIME TO BREAK OUT THE JACKETS, SCARFS, UGGS, PANTS, AND MY HAT. JESUS CHRIST WHAT--FUCK IT'S RAINING.
Tumblr Person: Nice day for blogging.
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jesus blows up balloons all day
jesus wants to go to venus, leave levon far behind
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how many of you are willing to tolerate me posting...
ON THE CONDITION THAT YOU WILL READ AND CRITIQUE IT FOR WHAT IT IS? context is not going to be the main thing here. only the way the submitted portion is written is.
any takers?
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windows98:
i feel like im always so out of touch with the wordl
yep same
im not even 30
benbbruce asked: excuse me, you hated on some of my favourite bands (ok i don't really care about that, because it's your opinion and i respect that) i sent you a message, i wasn't rude or anything, your reply was 'good', i'm sorry but i don't think youre in any position to ask me if i know how to be mature
captainamer1ca asked: Dude. you replied to my David Tennant Doctor Who post and I just have to say i agree with you 1000035087509846250782686452873658276500000%.
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is the only thing you have to say about what i...
this was a better idea than i ever could’ve imagined.
benbbruce asked: if youre going to hate on a band, don't tag them, it's disrespectful to the fans
so this just happened:
someone said this to me just now, in one of those fan mail messages no less. lol wtf:
“I completely understand your being allowed to rant about whatever band you want, but please don’t tag the post with those bands. Nobody looking through those tags really cares about your negative opinion on them.”
my response was thus:
“god forbid i tag a negative post with the names of...
actinoutloud:
Sometimes I think about my life and I realize
it needs more cowbell
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asking alexandria, of mice & men, a day to...
and every other band that sounds like any of these bands:
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE BANDS IS A GIMMICK AND MEDIOCRE
BUT THEY WILL CONTINUE TO MAKE MONEY BECAUSE IT’S EASILY MARKETABLE AND YOU REFUSE TO TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT
GET YOUR HEADS OUT OF YOUR ASSES
THERE IS NOTHING SINCERE ABOUT ANY OF THESE BANDS
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Asking Alexandria: The tears that stain my cheek must make me look weak, I wear them proudly, I wear them proud
Of Mice & Men: I'll pick up the pieces and earn some respect.
A Day To Remember: I said I'd never let you go, and I never did. I said I'd never let you fall, and I always meant it.
Sleeping With Sirens: There's hope for you tonight.
Bring Me The Horizon: Everything I loved became everything I lost.
Accepted music: Feeling fly like a G6. Yeah, I smoke weed and get drunk. I have sex constantly.
SabrielFang: Women Can Be Controlling Too →
fuckyeahsexeducation:
reanimatrix:
fuckyeahsexeducation:
This is going around on Tumblr. This is disgusting. People aren’t property.
Second, life is not high school. Grow up already and start being a mature, classy adult. Love isn’t about being a catty, insane,…
it’s not ableism, it’s just a gross inaccuracy for the sake of being hyperbolic.
if you say you’re...
thisisvodka:
rachelberet:
imagine how weird our society would be if pEOPLE RANDOMLY STARTED SCREAMING MIDSENTENCE LIKE WE DO ON THE INTERNET
people do this shit all the time
or used to
thats why it happens on the internet
tf?
naw i dont believe my beatings taught me anything...
african-fairy:
look at me im a sex worker doing coke off peoples pee pees
yeah them beatings didnt do shit for me just make me hate my dad so….
yeah
probably a girl thing
i got it from my mom, not that often but she was a drunk back then so yeah i resent her for it
if it was ever for good reason, maybe i could see..
but fuck her
african-fairy:
mandanlascartas:
Man, my mom would beat me, then ten minutes later my dad would beat me. Enunciating every word out of their mouth with a slap.
Don’t
-slap-
you
-slap-
ever
-slap-
talk
-slap-
back
-slap-
to
-slap-
me.
-slap-
not the enunciating every word, god i hated that
when i think about this now i think about how i wish i just took their hand, broke it the...
